IOF sperm extraction team buying these in bulk.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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They'll want that portable unit that's mentioned at the end.
The International Orienteering Federation?
"Israeli" Occupation Force / "Israeli" Offense Force
Ah, I thought mine was pretty unlikely.
Show Jordan Peterson
lookin like his nightmares
HE TRIED TO WARN US
ok, there's a lot of great jokes I could make, but honestly the thing I can't deal with here is that, as a user, I'm just gonna be standing at this thing, busting.
can't they make one where I lay down or at least am somewhat reclined?
they dont want to. this is for serious medical stuff.
There should be a game show where dudes have to answer questions while getting jerked off by these things.
I like to imagine an engineer at the medical equipment company made one of these for personal use and his secretary walked in on him and he was just like, "uhhhhhhhh, this is, for exacting sperm samples!"
The real innovation here is the cover story.
The Succ 3000
replicates a human vagina in terms of 'temperature, wetness, and amount of light'
Am I misunderstanding this? I've never seen a human vagina emit red light, what's going on?
yeah idk
maybe it's a mistranslation of pressure
ah yeah, that would make more sense