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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 69 points 1 day ago (76 children)

Am i seeing this right, that you can buy raw milk in grocery stores? What the fuck?

Raw milk gets bad way to fast in order to sell it in a grocery store.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Imagine deliberately paying a premium for food that can make you seriously ill.

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[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

When kept below about 3C raw milk can last 7-10 days. The problem mainly is in the handling - the longer it's shipped and more it's handled the higher the likelihood it ends up above safe temperatures, reducing that time significantly. And we've all seen how grocery stores handle their perishables... LOL.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

ThE FlU Is JuSt A BaD CoLd! If BiRdS CaN TaKe It WhAtS yOuR PrObLeM sNoWfLaKeS?

[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm told that if you mix in some bleach, it'll "do a tremendous number" on the pathogens.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

Maybe that would help.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah just add a little ivermectin and you're good!

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Surely this is satire. One of you guys made this as a joke, right? Right?!?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 128 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fun fact:

The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.

The why seems pretty clear.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 174 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.

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[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 84 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm cool with idiots who don't know any better getting what's coming to them... but I'm not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 128 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

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