Are these the same worms that got into RFK Jr's brain after his meeting with his russian handler?
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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Yes, but they starved for lack of brains :(
It might not have been the worm actually. Missing a chunk of brain runs in his family on his uncle's side.
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always believe in your soul
Indeed.
Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.
We've got to leave something interesting for the alien xeno-archaeologists of the future to uncover.
Xeno-archaeologist 1,000 years from now: ..... yeah .... it's another one .... fourth one in this sector .... just blew themselves up and destroyed everything for some dumb reason ... probably economics like in that last system 35 light years away .... too bad ... if we had arrived earlier, we could have helped them out ... oh well
Further research shows that they blew everything up trying to deal with the ancient, insatiable, worms they released on themselves out of curiosity. Upon reflection, it is probably better that we didn't arrive earlier.
Alien #1: ... HEY KORG! ... look at this! ... (picks up human skull and starts comically operating the jawbone) ... HEY LOOK AT ME! Imma intelligent species and my economy is more important because I have to pay for these worms ... so imma gonna blow up the world for some reason
KORG: ... Stop messing around Kang ... this place gives me the creeps, let's get out of here.
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Maybe it's related to thawing of permafrost and they want to research what to do if all the frozen bugs come back to life
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
Gonna need to break out the board from Cabin in the Woods
Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?
Don't worry, he's died like 5 times
Then ascended
after all the shit he's been through
Canadian actor Michael Shanks.
Tek ma te
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
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I wonder how this is going to advance the status of cryogenic freezing.
It won't. That's simply not possible for an organism as large and complex as a human being. You can watch this for a more detailed explanation.
Is one of them RFK's brain worm?
The very hungry helminths.
Must be famished after all that time
The Russians were pissed when all of their soldiers died and only SG-1 made it out alive.
Yes, danieljackson?