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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 7 hours ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Only if they can reach mach 5

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

That's my reminder to check for a new Chainsaw Man chapter

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Serious Sam 4 has a secret RPC weapon you can find if you preordered the game or enable it with cheats. It's as broken as it is fun.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

It's never a war crime the first time!

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[–] drspod@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[–] gimsy@feddit.it 6 points 22 hours ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Give this man a promotion!

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

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[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[–] microphone900@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I think the propelling force of the rocket would far overpower the cutting power of the chainsaw, making a sharp, pointy object instead more useful.

And at least make the rockets hovering, like in the shortfilm Ruin.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

You'll shoot your arm off.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I have no notes

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

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[–] pirtedad@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm confused about the spyware free part. I'm not clocking on either link. But cAn you explain that one?

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The link have question mark in the middle and a unique identifier behind it. When a web browser requests the website from youtube, it will look at that identifier and know that link was generated by a specific user. If you request the video while logged in then google knows that those two accounts are somehow communicating. If over time two youtube accounts are communicating bidirectionally then they are probably friends. If communication is going only one way then it might be an influencer account.

Removing that identifier will remove information about who sent you the link.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh good shit! Are there any extensions that can deshitify that process?

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] windpunch@feddit.org 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

So, similar to Manhacks from Half-Life 2?

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago
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