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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 97 points 4 days ago (7 children)

The only moral abortion is my abortion!

Hope she learns from this shit that her choices have consequences. Vote better next time

[–] hr_@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Judging her type if I had to place a bet the next thing she's gonna do is trying to sue the next best (probably innocent) person for the biggest bullshit reasons just to feel better. (And maybe go to a more liberal state to get an abortion)

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 244 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love that they referred her to an anti-abortion crisis center, because there's a 99% chance they'll just tell her the same "pro-life" garbage she's been spewing and send her ass home.

Remember, God makes no mistakes 🤗

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 136 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

I really do hate myself for a lack of sympathy in this situation, but these people need to experience what they’re doing to everyone else.

What’s sad is that people who agree with her won’t see the threat to her life as a valid reason either. They don’t know her so they don’t care for her. They’ll lump her in with the people they torment outside of Planned Parenthood regularly.

Just another woman who spread her legs and is too cowardly to accept the will of god.

I’ll be honest, I’m burned out. I need a break from morons and their stories. I really do.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I have accepted that two things can be trust at once: I can be sad for her and amused at the leopard eating her face. I have no problem containing both of those emotions at the same time without hating myself one ounce.

jumper

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She is the leopard eating her face. I see no reason to be sad. She is dying for her beliefs, a martyr.

It wasn't part of her plan but (her) God chose her for this. We should she be happy. She should be happy. This is (her) God's will.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've given up on being sympathetic for people who actively try to put these things in place. Like, I'm just jaded now. You voted for this. Congratulations, if this is fatal for your stupid decisions, that's on you. I'm sympathetic to the people with brains who knew this would happen, those people get my sympathy and caring.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I felt similar about people asking for the vaccine right before they went on the ventilator. Something like 3m people in the US died from Covid.

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 301 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 95 points 5 days ago

Literally the Republican Way™©®

It disgusts me to no end. "It's wrong and should be punished until it happens to me!"

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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 283 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Privileged people do get an exception - they can afford to fly to another state for an abortion.

People like this think they're part of the in group because they're white or christian, but the only war is class war. To our rulers we're all the enemy.

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 214 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My fucking Trumpy brother in law has this attitude. He lives in the south, votes for Trump, and has a wife, two daughters, and a son. His wife has had a couple of complicated pregnancies that, had they happened now in the place they currently live, could well have resulted in her death. His attitude when asked 'what if one of your daughters gets raped?' is to say he can just fly her somewhere else to get an abortion, because he has money. Fuck you, dude.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 129 points 5 days ago (4 children)

These are people who don't want rights, they want privileges. They don't want equality, they want hierarchy. They can't say "gimme gimme", they say "take America back".

From who? Americans. They want to take what you have. Now that Republicans control the Federal Government they will start to take from each other.

This literally happened during the first Trump administration. Does no Trump supporter remember how they all fought for attention and sucked so badly?

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (6 children)

All animals are equal but some are more equal.

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[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I remember the hilarious part where they all campaigned for years on "repealing Obamacare". Then they had House and Senate majorities + the Presidency, and guess what didn't get repealed?

It was like that silly video where a dog is barking viciously at another dog, looks super serious and mean, and then the barrier between them is removed and they both act real cool immediately. Then, barrier back in, vicious barking again...

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

2016 - It will be so easy, it's the worst law in history. We're going to repeal and replace it in the first week.

2024 - I have concepts of a plan.

How fucking dumb is half the country... At least that fucking dumb.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Many states put a bounty on anyone found to be helping someone travel out of state to get an abortion.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

States specifically target liberal groups for harassment and penalty. Conservative physicians will be ignored.

The point of these witch hunts is to torment opposition groups.

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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The most fucked up thing about most Leopards Ate My Face types is that the leopard always eats someone else’s face first. This smug turd-lady voted for years to punish everyone she didn’t like. I feel sorry for what a hateful human she is

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

And she will go back to being a piece of shit after her ordeal, assuming she survives.

[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 159 points 5 days ago (6 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 58 points 5 days ago

Good lemming. Keep doing good things.

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[–] Aeoneir@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

So she got what she voted for? I don't see an issue

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 136 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The only moral abortion is MY abortion!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Oh my god the end of that article is brutal... Yes, leopards eating faces and all, but holy shit that response was heartless

Being heartless is a basic requirement for being Republican.

They believe she is a piece of trash, not a person, so what did she expect to be treated like. Used her for her vote, and then threw her away.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

Yes, heartless as she as been heartless. Brutal as she was. Live by the sword? Well ya know the rest 🤷‍♂️

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

People who voted for the Leopard Eating People’s Faces party suddenly shocked when the leopard eats their face.

And sadly, most won’t learn that lesson.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Only Moral Abortion is My Own.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 93 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of brexit. You were warned, lady. You just chose not to listen because you didn’t think it would have a negative impact on you.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When was this? A lot of these posts from the last decade are resurfacing now (for obvious reasons)

[–] plzExplainNdetail@slrpnk.net 24 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Looks like Oct. 18, 2022 according to the source article listed elsewhere in the comments.

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[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 83 points 5 days ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

-Francis M. Wilhoit

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 36 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"Farmer" and "White". Name a more American duo

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

"Things that really should not be run for profit" and "running them for profit anyway because socialism bad"

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Schadenfreude!

ETA: I’ll take the downvotes on this one. Shower your disapproval. Fuck this lady and her leopard eaten face.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"First they came for..." you fucking ghouls.

You signed a death warrant for us all and for our children's supposed future, and your ignorance and cowardice was the ink.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

I was going to make a leopards ate my face joke, but then I realized this IS the LAMF group!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

And nothing was actually learned.

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Rules for thee, but not for me.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

"then connected Farmer with an anti-abortion crisis pregnancy center in the state"

I can imagine how that conversation went: "I know its risking not only your reproductive organs, but also your life. However, have you considered carrying the child to term so she can die in your arms shortly afterward so you can 'pwn the libs'? Think about their tears!"

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