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Making Orcs push up daises (lemmy.world)
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pushes him down slide

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.

[–] sirico 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And MY VUVUZELLA."

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poetry. Sheer poetry!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

"A+, plus, plus, plus, plus..."

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

That wound will never fully heal

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was a great warrior ... but Ralphie shot his eye out