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The woke filling that they are talking about is chicken. It's woke because it's low in fat.
I wish I was making this up but that's what the article says.
Fucking transgender bicycle sandwiches!
That's nice - new sandwich options for lunch!
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Woke really does just mean "anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings". I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be "woke".
What I love about how the term got defined in court by Desantis is that it is something that recognizes systemic wrong doing within our government practices. Thus anyone who believes our schools are to woke, are thus being woke. Anyone who believes our borders have not been addressed properly, are in fact woke. Trump is woke unless he believes all of our governmental practices are and were perfect before he enters office.
Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
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"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.
Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
Hey man, nice shot!
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Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It's the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.
My guess is it isn't old people themselves being mad, but the media trying to make them hate young people so they vote conservative. They're more likely to vote conservative if they have am enemy who's taking over that they hate.
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Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
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My grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
Now, try crisp sandwiches with tomato sauce.
Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
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You like something I don't like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
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Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
Better than incontinental cheese.
Ah, American cheese. Or maybe a Monterrey Jack
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"Beans on toast" is a classic English sandwich.
The woke is coming from inside the house.
Beans on toast isn't a sandwich. If it's anything, it's an exotic form of pizza considering that it's a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.
There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
Funny how avocado- a staple in Mexican food- end up being a woke ingredient. I can't stand guacamole but it's a damn site more popular than stuff sliced on a peice of toast
Oh will someone think of the sandwiches
Flavour is woke!
i only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich
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