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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 90 points 4 days ago

the IDF would be proud

[–] frezik@midwest.social 89 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The hostage was freed. Truly freed. Of everything.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago

Unbothered. Ventilated. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Hemorrhaging.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 77 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s not a hostage situation if there is no hostage.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I was wondering when my boy Fuse would make an appearance in this thread

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

The Beslan way

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

The Israeli School of hostage negotiation.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 days ago

It is pretty suspicious for a piece of paper with no face to be studying quantum physics…

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't threaten to kill the hostage if I kill the hostage first. Checkmate.

If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I've seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. "Shit idk which one, I'll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don't live here"

[–] zwerdlds@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a meme for my high precision, low accuracy quadrant.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

High accuracy, high precision. Zoned out at the mission briefing.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

They can't use a hostage against you if there's no hostage.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 30 points 4 days ago

If you're nothing without the hostage, then you don't deserve the hostage.

[–] rocket_man@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] spechter@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

Here; there times as many fatalities and they didn't gas anyone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago

Decent marks, assuming this is from 50+ meters out...

... and she's training to be a member of the Men in Black.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

Back in my MMO days, this would be called a kill steal.

[–] lakemalcom10@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

Pop quiz hotshot

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

This always makes me think of the Firefly scene where the gunman is trying to hold Kaylee hostage. Malcolm walks up the boarding ramp, makes a headshot in mid-stride, and he and Jayne toss the guy's body out as the ship lifts off. No problem.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Yay teamwork!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

LVPD wants to know her location

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What kind of a sub-micro mini plate is she wearing.

GDF (Genocide Defense Forces):

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Probably nearsighted. Masturbation does that

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Some militaries would appreciate it. Even the US police force.