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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even onion anymore...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 1 day ago

Well, no, it's the Beaverton.

[–] Commiunism@beehaw.org 16 points 1 day ago

To be fair, them getting their shit together would be good regardless if there's another legitimate election in the future

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 day ago

There will be. A Turkey style election. Or maybe russia style depending on if democratic-led states find the spine to stand against a tyrannical federal government. We're about to see if this "federalism" really mean anything.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think this should be a good way to win back money from failed Harris bets. I'd dare to put some money on a bet that there is going to be elections in 2028 and Trump is not going to be a candidate.

One of those win/everythingsfucked kind of bets.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 37 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Hell, there's not going to be a 2026 election.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 44 points 1 day ago

There will be, in the same way that they have elections in Russia and Turkey.

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