The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

[–] cafeinux@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I didn't read the Silmarillion yet but knowing how Tolkien's lore can be sometimes, I really don't know if I should take this comment as a joke or not.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That’s entirely what I was going for

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

“Oh there’s Frodo and ring. Haha, stupid fool will take forever to reach Mount Doom! I’ll wrap this is war in no ti-…”