this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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[โ€“] Darkard@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Boo hoo! My property empire of hundreds of thousands will cost me a bit more! How can I be expected to live like this! Wah wah wah!

[โ€“] Tagger@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Don't. You don't know where they've been (Epstein island? ๐Ÿคฎ).

Compost them instead!

[โ€“] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Here in Belgium taxes on the purchase of a second (or third, or fourth, ...) home are nearly nonexistent but taxes on the first home are 20%+

I hate being ruled by wannabe oligarchs. I say wannabe because they would wish they could run amok here like in the good ol US of A, but it isn'y for a lack of trying.

[โ€“] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This has to be ragebait. However, if not, this fucker should be made to eat his own feet.

[โ€“] flamingos 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can see it, but no, this guy is completely serious. He owns a real estate agent company, on the government register and everything.

[โ€“] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Then I hope he's got butter for his feet

[โ€“] Flax_vert 19 points 2 weeks ago

If you think you've got it rough, I've got 723 purchases going through and I'm set to only make 5 million vs the projected 7 million, meaning I have to cut back on that holiday in vegas! When will people stand up for hard working people like me???

[โ€“] Emperor 14 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

^๐ŸŽป^