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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I want to get whatever Jeff bezos had done so that my face looks like it's going to explode when I talk

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn't going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT's shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Laura Loomer: Can you guess?

Loomer: Jk all of them.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

"You used to have a penis?"

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I thought you looked beautiful before, I think you look beautiful now, honestly I can't tell" or if not recent "dunno, all your features look perfect to me, so I could never choose, your eyes are my favorite"

...of course, green text is fake.

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