It's what your cat deserves
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
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Explains why insects are always trying enter - must feel like a mansion!
We're the giants in their 'Human and the grass-stalk' story
Imagine what it’s like for a microbial spore. It’s like landing on an alien planet ripe for exploration and exploitation.
Cats are (at least genetically) used to much bigger and more open areas. So no, a house probably doesnt feel that huge like the relative bodysize would suggest.
It's fleas be like: pfft, I've got my own chauffeur.
Relative size, I'd assume
Well no as my cat is a interdimensional being
This is fucking astute!
Putting your head lower to the ground is and crawling around is trippy as hell.
Something tells me that wasn't the only reason you were tripping
I got news ‘bout your rat as well.
no, even a mantion is small in comparison to a cat. cats were developed to rule over entire kingdoms in the beginning ages.