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[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this what literally every billionaire is doing all day every day?

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, the billionaires have better luck than this. And higher value prizes.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong, same luck, they pay people to pull the levers all day. Lots of collateral, but they got that cool prize!

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of us may die, but that is a sacrifice they are willing to make.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

So much responsibility... that's why they earn so much. Totally fair.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh boy I hope it’s raiden shogun

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

You can never have too many Qiqis.

I would die on this hill, but she won't let me. (Green "+5654" appears to my side)

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much time does pulling the lever take, and how much time do I have until the train rolls by?

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

10 seconds.

Until the end of the month when your crimes catch up to you via a debt bill.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'll take my chances with the mystery 4 star price helping me out with that

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

wow thats grim. i love it

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you drop enough bodies onto the tracks the trolley’s momentum surely won’t be enough to kill them all, and you’ll get quite a few prizes

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Even better: You get prizes for the families of the deceased.

I know I killed your dad, but here’s a brand new <thing>! Woow!

Every one loves !

STOP CRYING

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Don't give Activision-Blizzard-Microsoft any ideas

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Gotta get that new Jhin skin