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How to end up on the absolute worst mailing lists of all time.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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This literally looks like the text equivalent of one of those yt scam livestreams of AI elon shilling some crypto, except this time it's real 
Who says life doesn't imitate art?
How many times can Musk run this scam and still get people to fall for it? How many people are going to be kicking and screaming "Where is my $47?! I signed up 100 people! I should have $4700!" in a month?
Between this and his mom explicitly telling people to vote multiple times it's really wild how explicit the dual justice system is.
Remeber that lady that got years in prison because she asked am election official of she was allowed to vote, the official told her yes, so she voted legally except for the fact that some previous conviction made her still intelligible to vote through some draconian state law (that she was explicitly seeking clarification on)
I'm really at the point that anybody who says we don't have two justice systems in this country is the same level of dog whistle as anybody who says that freedom and liberty are American values.
You're obviously lying to me and I'm gon a actively resist whatever shit you're trying to sell.
tbh I deserve some cash or at least a civil service job if they want me to vote for any of these ghouls
Gotta love democracy!
So what does it actually say?
- Sign up everyone.
- Tell him to fuck off
- Watch as its either invalid in reality since people have been paid to do it. Or never did matter to start with.
- Donate to a darknet hitman fund
- Enjoy the irony