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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 164 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 20 points 1 month ago

Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...

WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Maybe you don't.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

What the hell did I just read?

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[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's not how testicles work.

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude

[–] ech@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It's not how ovaries work either. Where's the comment about that?

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself

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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.

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[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago

Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Best compliment I've had all day!

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[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.

Truly fucking clueless.

Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 12 points 1 month ago

Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all

[–] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago

That is so gross

[–] parapsyker@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago

As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.

But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.

I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.

I sure as hell do.

So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Jesus, this is insane.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Dude I'd love to have kids but I'm fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.

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