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[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 157 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

And employers love keeping you in that state

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Why are my employees not respecting me? Why are they unproductive?”

“Maybe treat them with a modicum of respect?”

“Must be something in the water.”

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

"No, no it's everyone else who's the problem, not me!"

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't wait for a layoff, start organizing a union for that juicy 'represented' employment status (as opposed to at-will). Unions can't stop layoffs, but they can minimize the impact, negotiate a higher severance, and provide advanced notice. I highly recommend the good folks at CODE-CWA, they specialize in organizing tech workers

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My dad has been a server engineer for a single company for my entire life and he lived like this up until quite recently. His fear oscillates in magnitude with the success of the industry the company is a part of course so it isn't always severe but I remember every few years as a kid I'd hear him and my mother murmering about lay offs. These days he just jokes about it being an early retirement

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

thank you for your input, sharkfucker420

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Sharkfucker420 just knows what's up.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

rimjobsteve?

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (8 children)

My company has a 6 month probation period. It also has a 6 month password expiry. Because of all the SSO nonsense, it's quite possible for it to lapse without warning.

It's now a running joke that get locked out on the last day of probation, and you're expecting a call from HR any minute.

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[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I got canned from my last job and thr way I found out was my work Gmail was locked out, fuckin class acts them.

Getting fired from my current gig would be a relief tbh.

[–] tee9000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Im at a perfect equilibrium of indifference for being laid off. Some jobs suck.

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[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't been laid off since April. I haven't had a job since then though, so that's not exactly ideal.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I got my best IT Job off of Craigs list so don't count out that option.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Upside: not fired.

Downside: have to do work.

Upside: make money

Downside: not enough money

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The frogurt is also cursed

[–] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just hit 5 months with no work. It's been tough

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just hit 5 months with 3 works. It's been tough.

Edit: not trying to mock your suffering comrade. The point was that no matter what happens while we live a capitalist way of life, the working class will suffer.

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I went one year and six months. It was bad. I'm wishing you the best.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Out of interest, what do you do and where are you based? It's a shitty place to work, but if you're near an Amazon office and you do Amazony things I'm happy to send a reference your way.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do ya miss me anymore?

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

I work in IT. We get notified when people leave.

The cruelest thing in my company is when we get to know before the person in question…

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we're doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It's so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I think someone mentioned CWA (Communication Workers of America) in another thread? Assuming you're American which on Lemmy is statistically likely.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone else see the back of the chair as the person's hair in the first two panels?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yes, it wasn't until the third panel did I notice the arms of the chair and suddenly the person was bald

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Could still be hair!

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just captured the daily life of a UK academic after the catastrophically low recruitment numbers this year.

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[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I know the feeling. A few months ago I randomly got a video call from my boss. Both he and the owner of the company were in the line. They let me know that they unfortunately had to let go of almost everyone on the dev team. Some funding had fell through (gotta love startups). Fortunately, I got to keep my job that day, but I can't shake the feeling that another layoff is right around the corner.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Don't let that fear cow you into accepting marginal raises or career stagnation (assuming you're not happy at your current level). Severance (outside the US) is usually generous enough to skate into your next opportunity and, tbh, working in constant fear is fucking awful for your mental health.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

At my last job, every time they added or removed someone’s key card access, the system would reboot and everyone would be locked out for like two minutes.

We also had two floors that were connected by a fire stairwell, so you needed a card to re-enter the next floor.

At least twice my card stopped working in the middle of the word day while I was standing in the stairwell and I assumed that they just fired me and assumed I’d see my own way out.

Survived three layoffs at that company.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Way too stressful. I worked at a company that was bought by a hedge fund and they were always downsizing, even if it was key employees. It made me under perform and caused insomnia that I never quite got over and it was 11 years ago.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Perhaps the head of the corporation that abuses you should be the one that lives in fear.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't even notice when it hurts anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Anderenortsfalsch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Why this expression? This guy just needs to spent a year homeless on the beach or so, if being fired: https://www.businessinsider.com/chris-deering-playstation-sony-laid-off-staff-beach-uber-2024-9 It definitely isn't greed on side of the CEO who earns millions for nothing while so many get fired, right? RIGHT?

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[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I do this exact same expression when I'm forced to gain knowledge of something potentially personally catastrophic...

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Me, turning on my PC every day after my main PC was bricked while rebooting for a Win10 update...

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 2 months ago

ouch. this hits to close.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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