Ask Lemmy

Everyone's ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that's basically just "tonight's gonna be a good night" over and over
• Danza Kuduro

Mr. Brightside by the killers.... fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I'd wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

The Chicken Dance.

Since I choose, am I aware of the song being gone afterwards? Can I choose a Beatles song that the world loves and then “write” it and profit from it? (See the movie “Yesterday”.) It’s interesting that a lot of answers are “get rid of the song that I don’t like. Okay, I get that. But! If I’m aware that the song is gone afterwards, I’d choose whatever the most sung religious song is just to see what that affects.

For the sake of that one poor woman, please delete "cbat." It's done enough damage.

Sweet Caroline. No question.

That dance monkey song.

The goddamn Macarena.

Kars 4 Kids.

Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA

The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.

Pearl jam last kiss.

I just hate it.

Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.

The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.

A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can't decide.

Pour Some Sugar On Me. God I hate it so much.

Paul McCartney's Christmas song. It's a blight upon all mankind.

Near, far....whereeeeeeever you are.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna get rolled again

Rule Brittania would be a good one to rid history of.

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

But also so many more.

Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.

That crying taylor swift song “she wears short skirts”

Idk the name but her singing is super annoying in that

Happy Birthday. Just because I want to see what replaces it

'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion

The Twist, by Chubby Checker. Just to see if partnered dancing survives without it