this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] poppy@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…is that a stove to the right, partially hidden by the wall??

[–] Emperor 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like it - no time wasted there: cook, shit and shower without leaving the room.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You can do the Amber Heard morning routine

  • Sleep
  • Cook
  • Eat
  • Shit
  • Get out of bed
  • Take a shower

All from a single room

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

That shower looks like someone read a description of a bidet that had been translated from French to Japanese to English and just ran with it.

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago

Ngl a toilet that I can just hose off every time someone takes a shower seems pretty nice. I get my body hair from my Italian side so I’m basically a gorilla with male-pattern baldness.

[–] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quizz : prison cell or student bedroom ?

[–] Emperor 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

For someone very poor this may be a paradise

At first I was wondering about the iron lung on top but I’m realizing that’s probably a water heater?

[–] Emperor 3 points 1 year ago

"I'll be down the pub after a shit and a shower."

"Not at the same time! 😜"

"And why not?"

"Wafflestomp?"

"Just put the toilet in the shower."

"I don't think we can be friends anymore."