this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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Classes are little pins that you earn by completing one-time tasks. They have nothing to do with your material interests or means of subsistence.

I've collected lumpenprole, peasant, and proletariat so far. Hoping to grind out the petty bourgeois achievement this weekend!

[โ€“] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Can someone let me into the top floor of a wall street office building so I can become finance-class?

[โ€“] Emperor 8 points 11 hours ago

I:m going shopping in Waitrose and I expect a free Range Rover when I leave.

[โ€“] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Welcome to Citibank, here's your ยฃ100,000 welcome stock portfolio.

[โ€“] flamingos 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If there's anyone in touch with the working class, it's the woman who has made attacking David Tennant a major part of her campaign.

Kemi Badenoch: "You need someone like me, who's not afraid of Doctor Who"

[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 4 hours ago

To be fair, we do need people in charge who are not afraid of Dr Who (as it's difficult to run the country when hiding behind the couch), but not if they happen to be a sociopath.