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Grandmother’s Sudden Death Forces Parents To Explain To Children What Happens When You Snitch (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought snitches got stitches, but apparently grandma got shanked.

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

gammy got the stiches the last time as a warning

[–] GCanuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Sometimes snitches end up in ditches.

Stitches are when you want to teach the snitch a lesson. Ditches are when you want to teach everyone else a lesson.