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submitted 2 days ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 21 hours ago

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago

My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ones on your face, right now!

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 4 points 1 day ago

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yes.

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

..."inside of you"

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago

My bugs will outlive me

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Where there's bugs, there's hugs!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're on your eyelashes.

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You’re never lonely with all your Demodex friends.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Leave me alone.

[–] sirico 3 points 2 days ago

Eyelid bugs

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Get out of my head charles