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[โ€“] Naz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Haha this is funny because I'm actually a part time wish-granter:

To subvert this particular wish, your phrasing is the key:

You said:

I wish there's always fresh and delicious food I want to eat in my fridge at all times

So the first part of your wish is:

There is always fresh and delicious food in the fridge

But the second part, begins with a capitalization, a subclause to the first clause, or dependent statement:

I want to eat in my fridge at all times

Your fridge is now full of good food that disappears if you try to remove it outside the confines of your fridge, and now anything you eat, MUST be eaten while inside of your refrigerator (i.e: Your entire body has to inside of the refrigerator), and refrigerator implies a standard size kitchen fridge, not an industrial fridge or freezer.

I hope you like eating nutella snack cakes huddled inside your fridge for survival now ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're now a mod of this community no takebacksies

[โ€“] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah! That's not gonna get you any free wishes though

[โ€“] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time you remove something, it respawns in your fridge. Nowhere to put leftovers. Want some milk? Hope you're ready to finish the quart!

[โ€“] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

in this world of infinite food why do leftovers at all?

[โ€“] Addv4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is that based on current occupancy, or if there was room already does adding an object add it to the que of things that auto fill?

[โ€“] Tagger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Sure, but your fridge is no longer in your kitchen as it has been transported somewhere else in the world where a small team of chefs work to keep it stocked. You don't know where it is.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, but your microwave and oven never work..

[โ€“] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll be enjoying salads for the rest of my life!

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well now I want a fucking taco.. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An unlimited supply of the only palatable and safe to eat food on Earth is now in your fridge, and it's only a matter of time before neighbors, and eventually the world's governments find out.

[โ€“] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I like where this dystopian comedy is going....