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I'd take them over a bear (lemmy.world)
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[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Adult males*

I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

They're both men, but neither of them are Men.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Angry Merry noises

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: you're an orc.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 22 points 3 months ago

Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 3 months ago

Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov

(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.

Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.