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https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The weirdest thing here is "vanilla ice cream shake". Does he think "milk shake" is not made with ice cream?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

What is he, some sort of WOMAN who COOKS?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

For Jesse, the most manly way to have a vanilla creme milkshake is up your ass with an enema. Nothing says "I'm a man's man that getting cream-pie'd with a large load".

Is it getting warm in here?

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Its both hilarious and pathetic how desperate these idiots are to land any sort of negative narrative.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

  1. That’s a thick ass milk shake, and you’d look like a fucking weirdo drinking that without a straw.
  2. This host is too insure to walk around with vanilla shake. What a wuss. Vanilla is delicious.
[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The guy needs to get fucked in the ass so he can stop thinking about it.

[–] danafest@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

They covered this on Seth Meyer's a closer look and then showed a photo of drumpf and Bill O'Reilly at a baseball game, both drinking vanilla milkshakes with straws. Marvelous.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Wait hold on, isn't this straight up exactly something Goebbels spat out in his propaganda campaigns?

Like they're literally just replaying 1930s Germany at this point. Not even trying something original

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the milkshake-mustache. So manly, very hot.

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[–] attempt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

What do ya know, another innocuous thing that makes Fox News personalities think about gay sex.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

this guy has the weirdest takes.

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

I am gonna take a moment to rant about Cook Out's "shakes". They are NOT milkshakes! They are just soft serve blended with your requested add-ons.

They give you a straw but you can't even use it because the ice cream is too thick.

If you want a milkshake you can drink with a straw go to Dairy Queen.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see this Fox News asshole drink a milkshake for 5 minutes on air.

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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Taking some actions and not taking other actions exclusively because of whether other people will perceive them as manly is extremely non-manly. If you have to live someone else's life because you worry that others will look down on you in some slight way for living your own...

That tells you everything.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This weird ass Fox host probably suckles Slurpee lids like a teat because using a straw makes him feel insecure.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

I don't parlez-vouz NONE OF THAT SHIT

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This is pathetic

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

We don't need parodies because they do it better themselves.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Republicans’ secret weapon: the irresistible hypermasculine testosteronal musk emanating from Vance that will, on a deeply primal level, force the ladies to forget about all that “feminism” stuff and vote for him in droves

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

I'm confused, how do you y'all drink a milkshake? I suck it up through a straw like a normal person. Trying to give myself an aneurysm and pull my asshole through my throat. You know, like a normal soy boy American.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Forgoing straws for the environment is woke, but using a stray is gay.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

"Real men don't use straws" being played over "I just want to feel seen by Democrats" is giving me mixed messages on how to manly.

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