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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right. (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 months ago by todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Optional VR headset so you can get POV handjibbers from your favorite waifu.

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[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No AI needed lol

https://maustec.io/pages/edge-o-matic

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By attaching to your inflatable butt plug (you remembered to buy one, no?) and reading changes in pressure, this device detects pelvic floor contractions which happen just before and during orgasm in most people. By summing the magnitude and frequency of these contractions, orgasm can be detected and prevented.

$497.00

Sold out

wow

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Future product plans include ability to link multiple units together to create a synchronized play session with multiple users.

[–] meticulousmind@kbin.earth 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Frustrating as fuck.'

XD

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 27 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but this is for shitty ideas, not brilliant ones

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Get the VCs in the line stat!