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Mongo DB Is Web Scale (www.youtube.com)

submitted 2 months ago by moonleay@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The great thing about schema-less databases is you can put any old thing in there. The bad thing is at some point you have to get it back out again.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago

Nah, slap a 'Data lake' label on it and call it a day

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

The video's suggestion of /dev/null makes that super easy.

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

We still quote this video nearly daily at work. Luckily I don’t have to deal with mongodb anymore.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

"...If there's a problem writing your data, you're fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?"

"If that's what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it's a great design."

Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.

[–] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

RIP xtranormal

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life.