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It's the dunk tank.

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Bonus is the dipshit whispering towards the end like some unhinged serial killer.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As usual I have trouble modelling what it's like to be a person like this. I'm not beyond violence against my enemies or even taking pleasure in revenge, but at least I acknowledge that that's not the ideal scenario.

I don't want to kill fascists or billionaires, I want them to live in the world we created and admit we were right. I know we're going to have to kill a lot of them, but that doesn't make it good.

So seeing an actual genociderie come out and say "I want these people, their families, their children, dead, for no other reason than it gives me pleasure and expands my power" makes me not angry, but disoriented and nauseous.

What makes a soul twist like this. It's not normal, it's not right. It's worse than an illness, it's a rot.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not much we can even dunk on this guy for. I mean, he's being totally honest about his desires, which is quite a bit more than you can say about your average liberal.

Like with this guy, we should just throw him down a mineshaft and be done with it. Simple as.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

just throw him down a mineshaft

No that's too quick. I want him to suffer, I want him to experience a sizeable fraction of the violence he glibly cheers on. I want him to wonder when it will end, if it will end.

I want to let loose decades of rage at the injustice I have witnessed in my ~40 years on this beautiful planet. I want him to understand. I don't even want him to die. I want him to burn in the eternal hellfire the christofascists believe exists.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I understand your feelings, but you should reserve those feelings for the actual murderers (of which there are plenty). This clown is just saying all of this in the comfort of his studio. Even his fantasy is to commit genocide, but without any of the icky parts or effort from his end. In the end, he is just playing with action figures.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

but without any of the icky parts or effort from his end

This is partly the reason for my above sentiments.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Curious, please get in the mine, fascist how-compelling pit barbara-pit

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

And if we press the button? Blame Hamas smuglord

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

:jesus-fucking-christ:

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Please nobody give me this man's name and address or you might end up complicit in a crime.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 months ago

least psychopathic israelis

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

keep in mind this would just be scratching the surface of the seething, genocidal, anti-human filth that is the sociopolitical culture of the genocidal project known as "israel", they have already pressed that button long ago, and every minute the west actively enables this mass murder is a grave stain on human history

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Imagine how mad those fucks will be living in New Jersey or wherever once the entity collapses

[–] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They'll start passing laws about how we have to be their friends and buy them a beer

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

mandatory liking of extremely bad tik tok dance videos

[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, with any luck they'll be stuck somewhere in England with all the Amerikkkans because both shitty societies collapse at once.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

It's already bad enough living on Terf Island, Amerikkkans and Israelis would make it actual hell.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The problem is that the act of pressing a red button makes up a significant degree of the appeal. It throws the math all off. With the right button, you've got MLK and Mother Theresa taking turns to punch it.

If they had to mush an old resistive touchscreen like some 2001-era carrier-branded slightly-pre-smart phone to trigger a genocide-- the ones willing to go that far are the truly bloodthirsty.

[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

With the right button, you've got MLK and Mother Theresa taking turns to punch it.

Well yeah, "the right button" could be anything. The button could have been "push this and Jewish Israeli people can live anywhere on earth safely and perpetually at peace with their neighbors." It doesn't even have to be anything about Israelis, religion, the region, it's a fucking hypothetical.

Instead, the button is "kill millions of people that inconvenience me". It doesn't resolve anything for the country - they're still at odds with a large number of neighboring countries. It doesn't completely remove their inconvenience - settlers would still need to settle the stolen and destroyed land (even if the button just evaporated humans, Gaza is effectively uninhabitable).

They just want to talk about killing an entire people on their, apparently, large platform.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

You're reading too much into the "people love to push big red buttons, regardless of what they do" joke. :)

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Mother Teresa's entire career was ensuring that poor people died in as much agony as physically possible, she would only push the genocide all Palestinians button if it killed them slowly and painfully.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I actually unironically just have no words outside of saying that if I saw this little skinhead Nazi fuck I would make what they have done to Palestinian prisoners look like a kindness. His death would be slow and fucking agonizing. I would have to have doctors on hand to make sure he lived long enough to suffer even a tenth of what he gleefully wishes upon the people that live under the boot of folks like him.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turning the skin head into a skinned head.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I want to peel his head like a fucking orange and then remove all his teeth one at a time while he's still alive. I'd leave his eyes for last so he could watch every second of the horrors I would inflict on him. I would make Abu Grhaib look like a fucking day care. The amount of rage watching that spurred in me is something I have felt very very few times in my life and I have lived through some real fucked up shit.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

In israel, the genocide evidence machine never stop pUtting daily bangers for the International caucasian court and the international circus of justice to ignore

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

that is horrifying ,I did see this video ,sometimes I get annoyed when my mom curses jewish people but we do live with Israelis and seeing vids like these makes me understand sometimes ,I didn't live through the 2 intifadas like my mom or the military occupation where you weren't even allowed to hold the Palestinian flag so yeah

Real Caligula hours, except Caligula never attempted it.