this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Dimok@reddthat.com 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Compared to a lot of other pics I've seen on here, this is pretty tame. I actually kind of dig it... I'm both too old and too young to fall out of bed anymore though..

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It looks like the foot of the bed too, you gotta be getting pretty wild in bed to fall off the end

[–] MTLion3@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This was my thought exactly. It would be a bitch about the time that you’re 50, but until then I don’t think this would be too bad. I’d have loved this shit back when I started renting… Still would now, honestly XD

[–] qupada@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, but why is the floor wet? Did they just finish mopping up the blood from its last victim?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Then why isn't it equally distrubuted? They missed a good portion of the floor.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do adults still fall out of their bed at night? I stopped that around 2 years old, as did everyone else I know.

[–] JoBo 11 points 1 year ago

Probably not that often but I would definitely try to get out of bed and forget that the floor was one storey down.

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I've done it semi recently, I think it was related to being sleep deprived.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah... But you never know... Maybe you suddenly sleep walk or one day you are little too drunk, akthough in that case maybe you don't even get to the bed at all...and sleep of the sofa 😅

[–] floppy@rabbitea.rs 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stayed in Japan a few years back. The room was effectively bunks, but the top bunk was accessed via a small cabinet, and was a flat bed area with no side barrier of any sort. Made me quite nervous but managed to survive without falling out of bed! Even put a lamp or something to the side of me in the hope that if I knocked it off it would wake me up before I fell.

[–] cloudless 5 points 1 year ago

An earthquake can shake you off the bed.

[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I also love how the bed is hanging over the ledge.

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

A leather sofa to “catch” you? Nope, you’re gonna bounce off that and smack on the hard floor.

They could at least include a net or something. Baby bed guard rail…?

[–] Loudambiance@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

The arm of the chair/couch is just going to break your back anyway...

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

It's like someone tried flipping the house, then got bored partway through. OMG these unfinished windows.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That curtain rod in the black bathroom is the longest curtain rod I’ve ever seen. I have to imagine that bathroom was originally designed with a glass enclosure…

[–] delicious_justice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ug- the finishes are killing my eyes!

[–] pc_admin@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just really hoping your head is on the side with the couch under it. Even then this makes me nervous...

[–] HeckingShepherd@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be your feet? As long as it’s not one of the sides so you don’t roll off I think it’s fine

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah. If anything I have the tendency to push myself upwards and lose the pillow. I've never moved downwards, let alone out of my bed that way.

[–] f43r05@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Is it just me…. Or does anyone else see pterodactyl skeletons shapes in the marble/walls of the bathroom?

Looks like skulls/bones?

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

They couldn't afford to put furnitures in all rooms so it's just two sofas. But they don't fit in the living room areas and are both awkwardly in the way, it's a terrible way to sell a house.