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What are the best beans for a blind date? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[โ€“] kuneho@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Deez beans :3

[โ€“] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Coffee.

[โ€“] considine@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

[โ€“] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Chickpeas, as long as you're into that

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

Iโ€™ve never had a black bean on my chest.

[โ€“] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

That joke but not mine?

[โ€“] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably not until the end of the date.

[โ€“] Zane@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

And only with consent

[โ€“] mintdaniel42@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Chickpeas

What's that even supposed to be

[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ beans or you could literally die.

[โ€“] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

[โ€“] solidgrue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.

[โ€“] Vanth@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

He ain't fooling me twice no more.

[โ€“] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 5 points 3 months ago

Red Beans & Rice

[โ€“] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Oh dear god the beans are back...

[โ€“] unn@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

No beans

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.

[โ€“] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Baked.

[โ€“] callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Cool beans

https://youtu.be/fTC2At1CBEI

[โ€“] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Chole and rajma are goated

[โ€“] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Natto

[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Fucking love natto.

[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

[โ€“] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

[โ€“] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Navy beans and ham.

[โ€“] aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

Lima

[โ€“] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.