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nice argument, but i asked an ai image generator to depict you as the family guy funny moment (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] Flax_vert 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I literally don't get it

[–] flamingos 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The original post? I assume it's something about the 'two tier' policing stuff GBN has been peddling.

Honestly, it's the random Brian Griffins that get me, but that probably says more about me than anything.

[–] Flax_vert 1 points 3 months ago

Since when was Westminster anti white tho

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Still don't get why people in the UK are so upset about the results of Colonialism. It's like "We want all your shit to create a conglameration of subcultures to strengthen our ultimate culture. You're not allowed to be part of it anymore though"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They want the other cultures to stay over there and just keep harvesting spices for their HP Sauce and sending the profits over. They certainly don’t want them coming over to drive buses or work in the health service in the UK, or to have children who, whilst dark-skinned, are as British as anyone, as seeing a brown person speaking with a Midlands accent does their poor little heads in.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Ey, Bruv! I'm just working!" white british mind explodes. Bus goes on about it's day with no interruption.

That's a very good and advantageous magic spell

Edit: thinking about it, "bruv" might not even be pop slang in the UK anymore. I could just be old in all slang now haha

[–] flamingos 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I knew you had to be a bit slow to be a GBN presenter, but I didn't realise they're still learning their colours into their 30s.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what any of these comments are talking about.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

My comment is a joke about antimatter. OP's comment is a joke making fun of GB News, which is often referred to as "Britain's Fox News". The last comment is pointing out how the UK is xenophobic and racist towards the same peoples whose cultures they appropriated.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

is this guy the Alex Jones lapdog that hbomberguy shits on repeatedly?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net -1 points 3 months ago

So the Palace of Westminster is just the White House with CPT reversal? I had no idea.