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It's Saturday, what is the latest funny thing that your child did or said? (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 month ago by Servais@discuss.tchncs.de to c/parenting@lemmy.world

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[–] VoterFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kid: I forgot.
Me: You need to work on remembering things a bit better.
Kid: Well somebody told me that as you get older you can't remember things as well.
Me: Not at 7 years old!
Kid: Well maybe you told me and you just don't remember.

[–] Servais@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Nice ha ha ha

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

My kid just added 'ugh' to their vocabulary, as teenagers do. It's amusing coming from an 8 year old.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 month ago

"I'm causing some music"

To be fair, it did not sound like the music wanted to be played.

[–] cizra@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Pancakes?? Yell when they're ready, and we'll run over like hares and devour them like lions!

[–] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

2 year old taking a big drink of milk. “Tastes like ahhhh”

[–] waz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

6yo in the shower: Mom, for some reason when I twist my nipples I fart.

Wife: that's wonderful dear.

6yo in the shower: now I can fart whenever I want.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

"Daddy, can I have some bum worms?"