chapotraphouse

They run this story every year but it’s really not true. The cardboard beds aren’t meant to prevent fucking, nor could they. They’re just meant to be biodegradable

Can't risk pissong off the advertisers. If the Olympics gets a reputation for being a greek style event people might get offended.

I'm obsessed in the opposite direction, I wish I was an olympian!

I'm not aware that they're doing this? I'm pretty sure I've read articles about how many free condoms they give out at the athlete's village.

If this is about the cardboard beds, they're just meant to be biodegradable and less impactful. They're perfectly sturdy enough to fuck in. Here's a US rugby player demonstrating in Tokyo: link

I think in part because a lot of them don't bother with condoms and there have been STD epidemics at Olympic villages before

I wish all people in all countries were as sex-positive as those horny olympic athletes with their 400,000 condoms

The olympics is importing gamers and hoping that they smell so bad that olympians dont want sex.

It’s not really about fascism. The very intense athletes have rituals and superstitions as well as legitimate health/training regimes that may include refraining from fucking before a game. I mean, fucking will make you tired as hell, so it’s understandable. Parasocial fans want to make sure their favorites have the most advantage. Or perhaps they have $5000 on draft kings in favor of a player and are shitting themselves because said player is exhausted from nutting.

As for the bed thing, those were just speculation and jokes. The olympic village is notorious for being full of sex.

clearly foreign adversaries are trying to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids

so the anti-sex-bed, despite being a bit of a canard, had the initial legitimacy because there were actually discouraging sex and all other interpersonal contact in the tokyo olympics cause covid was still being taken somewhat seriously

the cardboard bed reappearing is making a rerun circuit, without any context that'd make it seem more legit.

but anyway am i the only one who thinks the cardboard bed-->recyclable thing is ridiculous? like whatever i'm sure they actually are, but in what world is a commodity as simple and reusable as a fucking bedframe something that needs to be recycled? just make normal ones and put them somewhere else when you're finished? its not like they throw the entire games in recyclable buildings so what's this shit about single-use beds? personally i suspect its just a bit cheaper. e: not that much cheaper since apparently 2+ olympic athletes can jump & hump on them but still

???? there isn't any obsession

They're trying to protect the jobs of the vital cum harvester sector

It's to prevent an incident like this from ever happening again

If they have sex they might produce a transgender child. Can't have that at the Olympics now can we.

They’re made of cardboard to stop JD Vance from being tempted by them

To sum it up: "If I am not fucking, no one else gets to fuck either!"

:jack-d-ripper: YOUR VITAL ESSENCES MUST REMAIN PURE!

Damn I was just telling my friend about the anti fuck beds but looking at the comments it seems egg is on my face

if the athletes expend all their prescious vril frivolously, how will the world government power their UFOs? smh