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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is anyone else completely confused by the wording? It's total gore.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Anon is 22 and a 16 year old girl is interested in him. He hasn't dated since he was 16.

Now in the present he looks underaged and got banned off dating platforms

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So is he 22 in the present or in the past? And what woman was 21?

OP is 22, girl who likes them is 16.

6 years ago when op was 16, they dated a girl who was 21.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro it's really not that hard to figure out.

He's currently 22

The last women he dated when he was 16 was 21

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

It borders on word salad, and has conflicting tense. Thanks for the translation, though.

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I don't understand it either

[–] starman@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Come on guys it's not that hard to understand, when anon was 22 he didn't date a girl that was 16 when anon was 21, so now she is 2 years older than anon when he was banned from dating apps 3 years ago. The girl was 4 years older than the first one he dated when he was 16. She was 21 then. Now she is 22 like the girl anon didn't date as 16 years old because he was 22 too. Which means that now he is 24 and the first mentioned girl is 21.

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[–] WilloftheWest 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anon is as old as the girl will be when Anon is twice as old as the girl was when Anon’s age was half the sum of their present age.

[–] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I was trying to figure out OP but then I remembered I didn't care

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

You forgot the part where when he was underaged he dated a girl that looked like 21 but was actually 22 years old and he looks like 6 years younger than he actually is so the perceived difference was 11 years.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

No wonder the app thought he was underage with this horrible 5th grade grammar and sentencing.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Facebook-tier greentext

[–] Resistentialism 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one commente on the fact that the only reason he doesn't want to date a 16 year old is in case he hurts her? And ya know. Not one of the plethora of other reasons to not date a child?

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Still better than most people who post on 4chan, so...