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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] OttersUp@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SMALL STUDIO WITH BATHTUB IN KITCHEN -(THERE IS A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN)

Just so you’re aware: THERE’S A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

Is this an ad or a call for help?

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

A 4th floor walk-up studio for $1900 a month…

[–] Metaright@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's a really, really deep basin for washing all the dishes we put off.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wash the dishes while you wash your bits. that's a time saver right there.

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

4 Flights Up In a WALK UP Building SMALL STUDIO WITH BATHTUB IN KITCHEN -(THERE IS A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN) 3 FLIGHTS UP IN A WALK UP BUILDING.

I kept reading hoping we'd get to "2 FLIGHTS IN A WALK UP BUILDING" and then 1 flight.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The rest is hilarious too

There are No Fees, No Dogs, No Brokers. Owner. apt available for Immediate Occupancy Cats OK. We are the Owners

[–] TheReverendSavage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of when I was using that site. Guy had a 2 BR 1 bath up and I drove by to go look at it. There was already someone living in it who had just signed a lease the week before. Gotta love scammers

[–] apis@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how the agent has mentioned it as if it were a highly desirable feature, reiterates it, then includes a great many photographs of the bathtub in the kitchen.

[–] Emperor 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So good they mentioned it twice!

[–] mars296@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I think they don't want to waste time showing the apartment to prospective renters that aren't paying enough attention to the listing only for them to walk in, say " bathtub in the kitchen? No thanks."

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

A lot of dishes fit in there

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You get to live walking distance to the tenement museum

[–] hallettj@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

This location though - in Little Italy, walking distance from all the trains, for under $2k... It's honestly tempting.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

So after looking at this apartment, I scrolled down… and there was another studio apartment that had already been rented in the same building… that ALSO has a bathtub in the kitchen. I’m sensing a pattern here… hehe

[–] Blackmist 2 points 1 year ago

Wash the pots and your arse crack at the same time, Steptoe style.

[–] Zitronensaft@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Some people are way too into their shower beers. You really don't need to move the tub next to the fridge. Time to stage an intervention.

[–] PenguinJuice@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1900 a month?! Are these people on drugs?!

[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

The LES/Chinatown pretty expensive overall. 1900 is market rate.