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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)
submitted 2 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Talk to houseplants. That would be a fascinating conversation, even if they don't care about the same things as us. Does it work on non-house plants, too? Imagine the hot goss old trees would have...

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

Treebeard

[–] HowlsSophie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Talk to houseplants. I just hope it wouldn't be a Dr. Dolittle situation where I hear ALL the plants ALL the time.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say

[–] HowlsSophie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

😂 😂 Laughed WAY too hard at this. Like "SHUT UP OR THIS LEAF GETS IT!!"