this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

“perfect for 3am chats in the kitchen with your sleep paralysis demon and all its buddies. the slight daytime shade easily hides the 100 year old blood stains in the hardwood floor, so you can’t even see the pentagram! very roomy!”

[–] Wolf_359@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This looks like every single off-the-books biker bar my meth head dad (back then just a drunk and a coke head) used to bring me to when I was a kid.

It's like the trailer park version of a liminal space because it just has such a recognizable-yet-generic look to it.

[–] Emperor 23 points 1 year ago

Filed under: locations passed over for the filming of Barbarian because they're too scary.

[–] Dimok@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Over 300 grand for this eh?

I hate the fucking housing market these days.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's really setting off my "this is a well hidden mobile home " sense

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely had that vibe. Reminds me of my grandma's old trailer that had about half a dozen poorly built "additions".

Although from the outside pics I think it's probably cinder block.

but hard to say for sure

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why does the back porch look like a chicken coop?

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

Dual-purpose architecture is hip?

[–] intelati@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

I've seen stuff like that before. There's certain things that seem like a good idea at the time, then quickly look horrid with limited maintenance

[–] autumn@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Mosquito netting but DIY so the cheapest possible materials and construction

[–] kimpilled@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Lakija@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This looks like the basement from a certain episode of Black Mirror.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is this the basement of the shittiest frat house on campus?

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

This is in Florida so definitely not a basement.