Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because it had a hard drive.

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 5 months ago

I love how this works on two levels:

The drive to the workplace was hard.
Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.

[–] y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 5 months ago

Good thing it wasn't because of a conflict!

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Lucky it didn't have a solid state drive or it would've been fired due to no call no show.

[–] maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is a kid joke not a dad joke

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

With that kind of reaction, it's gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

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"disk" you pervs