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[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This is so dumb and I know this isn't the correct format for this meme but it made me think of this template lol...

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The party of begging you for money while spitting in your face. Findom as politics.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Findom ass politics.

thicc-trump

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

kinda a good bit

by good, I mean dogshit but better than their usual strategy, I at least audibly exhaled through my nose at this one

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yea, this is a joke we would make

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Pokemon Go Get Pneumonia.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

im sick

of these crazy deals we are offering at my pillow dot com, buy your pillow today

mypillow-stare

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Biden starts a gofundme to pay for his medical bills in a move designed to garner sympathy from the American public

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

you know what would really work, he should shoot himself in the ear

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

"buying elections is bad. Give me money if you think so"

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cut this gofundme shit out, you're the president, pass single payer.

$700 is enough to win the average voter

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

good one, apropos, haven’t seen it before

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Game still lives on in my heart decades later.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

He types slow

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

this is so fucking weak. Like disgust put aside, I'm just genuinely embarrassed by his team's performance. So many homeless people, and these losers get to have all the wealth and luxury? And this is the outcome of their jobs.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

well, this is about the only thing he's done that I'm on board with

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I'm dead

That's it

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first presidential campaign funded through gofundme, breaking barriers once again

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would vote for him for a kickflip though, that'd be sick