okmatewanker

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submitted 4 months ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Except he'll have his servants pack the bags and drive off in a chauffeured limousine.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's worked so hard and come so far, he can hopefully now treat himself to a sandwich and a sky subscription.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

He's worked so hard and come so far

But in the end, does it even matter?

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can he afford both?

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a special day, he can treat himself.

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

True, but what filling? Lettuce?

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would seem appropriate. To borrow an Americanism though, maybe it should be crow.

[–] Emperor 2 points 4 months ago

Or shit.