this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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The answers will astound you, because they are so blatantly obvious.

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[–] alexc@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love reading the “news” in the Star. The only paper to cater to people dummer than The Sun

[–] Emperor 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I genuinely can't tell if that's a deliberate typo.

[–] OrlandoDoom 6 points 4 months ago

SMRT I mean SMART

[–] alexc@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, you don’t read the Sun…

it’s something of an in-joke as one of my friends observed that very spelling of the word in said publication.

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, you don’t read the Sun…

I'm from Liverpool, a lad in my class at school died at Hillsborough. We don't forget.

[–] trigg@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

YNWA, friend

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don’t forget to sunbathe your brown eye, y’all

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

I must click the link to find out.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now that’s what I call Bad News!

Ha ha y’see, because it’s - yes, no, it’s really quite amusing as, it’s heheh! already news you see, and so wait, but what I’ve done, wait wait it’s- but, okay fine FINE! Fine.

Sheesh.

[–] Emperor 5 points 4 months ago

Tough crowd.