Growing up on the internet conditioned me to exclusively masturbate with my left hand.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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yeah, using the right feels weird
You guys learnt about masturbation on the internet???
no, but if you are using your right hand to hold a mouse or phone then you gotta use your left
you can just learn to use the mouse with either hand...
Learned about it? I I've perfected it.
I've always been able to jerk it with either hand, but because of the mouse thing I do use left more.
I feel like everyone is missing the point. When a man masturbates, it is not for the hand to feel good. Whichever hand he uses to masturbate with is the hand that not going to be the hand that is relaxed. Owing to the rigorous masturbation of course.
And how did you become ambidextrous? Long story... 👋🏻