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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Growing up on the internet conditioned me to exclusively masturbate with my left hand.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yeah, using the right feels weird

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You guys learnt about masturbation on the internet???

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

no, but if you are using your right hand to hold a mouse or phone then you gotta use your left

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

you can just learn to use the mouse with either hand...

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

Learned about it? I I've perfected it.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

I've always been able to jerk it with either hand, but because of the mouse thing I do use left more.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

I feel like everyone is missing the point. When a man masturbates, it is not for the hand to feel good. Whichever hand he uses to masturbate with is the hand that not going to be the hand that is relaxed. Owing to the rigorous masturbation of course.

[–] earthling@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

And how did you become ambidextrous? Long story... 👋🏻