this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I call my tits “twin gazelles” because I used to obsessively read the Bible every day because I was scared of going to hell, and there was a Bible verse where someone’s tits were being compared to twin gazelles and I thought that was really clever for some reason

[–] milo_bytes@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kinda badass ngl sounds like an attack from an old anime "step back or I'll unleash my twin gazelles on you!!!"

[–] CaptainMinnette@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

This is so true how did you think of this

[–] ultrasquid@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Hell is cool though they have bisexual lighting