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[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know, it's a bit like comparing apples and oranges. Santa's got the jolly laugh and the reindeer, while I've got the sandals and the parables. But hey, I'm all for spreading joy and goodwill, so if Santa gets a little credit too, why not? Ho ho holy spirit!

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I can’t wait to put my ornament of Santa Claus nailed to a cross on my Christmas tree this year.