Check out the funky bathrooms as well: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7226-Lakewood-Blvd-Dallas-TX-75214/26702400_zpid/
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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We've got these three different designs of tiles which would you like?
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OMG. They want 2.5M$ for that place. Just imagine the amount of work you would need to make this place habitable for normal people again, and the price would probably double.
Jesus. The outside I was like okay that's fine, lots of trees, I like this.
And inside, oh boy I'd rather run through the building in outlast than live in that house. Wtf is going on with the door? Did someone draw a scene in dirt like they do on white vans? What's with the tiles? Did they go into a closing down sale and just buy a few boxes of each tile they could then throw them at the wall like the Grinch sorting mail?
The walls. Moving on. I just can't.
The stained glass window was pretty, till I noticed the middle design looked like tiddys.
I'm done with this house. Kill it with fire.
Holy shit $2.5mil for this!! Also did they put wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling?! This straight up looks like something from Psycho.
I’ve got to hand it to you @kittybeer you’ve got a great eye for the terrible!
Thanx! I've apparently discovered a new hobby.
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That is a plaster wall treatment often used to hide imperfections. In this case waaaaayyyy over-used, which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
I really like the stained glass windows but the rest of it is pretty bad, esp at $2.5 mil.
Only in Texas ...
which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
There's a big diagonal crack running from corner of The Sinister Door that suggests there may be more hidden problems.
I missed that one. Was more focused on the walls under the stairs. Ugh.
The walls under the stairs - sounds like a horror movie.
And we see it truly is. 🤣
"Artesian touches of the era ..."
Well well well.
Did they popcorn the fucking walls in that bedroom?!
They are asking $2.5M for this? Holy shit.
The titty stained glass windows are my personal favourites.
Kitchen walls look like a dirty protest.
It looks like they put the shittiest linoleum flooring imaginable on the walls lol
Why not both?
It was moldy then pressure washed and then molded over