Murdered by Words

This is one of those situations where "ok boomer" is an acceptable response.

Buzz-word salad. His constituents are like, "That's right! Got 'em!"

I love how they assume that we're all a bunch of young kids, I'm in my 40's and I remember doing nuke drills in elementary school and getting shown where the fallout shelters were, my stepdad is just as Left as I am and is twenty years older and his schools also had fallout shelters and nuke drills.

I'd say they need to stop generalizing people, but if they understood nuance and context they probably wouldn't be republicans, however there are plenty of Republicans that do know the differences but just aren't arguing in good faith, now I'm definitely also generalizing them as well by saying that. The people who aren't aware of their generalizations need to realize that old people can be lefties, and young people can be righties, there is no age limit for becoming a fascist asshole and there's no age limit for realizing that capitalism only benefits the wealthy.

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." - John Adams, the 2nd President of the United States

Sounds like Clay Higgins doesn't believe in making the world better for his children.

The threat of nuclear war has never gone away

GOP just needs to play word Bingo. As long as they say those buzz words their base eats it up

Up yours woke moralists- here is my word salad!

uh if you're a millennial you have ALWAYS lived under the nuclear threat dude

Millennials were born after nukes were invented and while the cold war ended (supposedly), nukes weren't exactly removed from existence.

I feel like he asked an intern to come up with a tweet, who then just made a chat bot vomit out some word salad and they posted it without reading it or anything.

I'm a millennial and we had bomb drills in my school growing up, so this guy is not only an idiot, but he's completely full of shit.

Now reflect upon your woke sky

It sounds like something a MGS villain would say

"Sir, this is a dictionary."

Any other millennials here vividly remember the nuclear duck-and-cover drills? Because I do. This boomer clown is so out of touch that he doesn't realize that millennials are in their 40s and grew up during the end of the cold war.

ChatGPT to the rescue

If you don't wanna open the link:

You millennials on the left who haven't experienced the fear of nuclear threats can now think about your woke perspective.

You made a big fuss to save the world from online posts that could cross continents.

It means Rep. Clay Higgins took money from Putin's lackeys.

finally, conservative comedy. I never believed this was possible.

im pretty sure living in a nato country next to russia with them giving actual nuclear threats like every other week could be considered living under nuclear threat

Have we not got to the point where we all agree this kind of owning of the right is a pointless distraction that redirects energy away from countering power?

new tagline for hexbear

isn’t under active nuclear threat actively working towards making life better for more people so long as they adhere to the same standards of not infringing on other peoples QoL

Republicans: “haha look at all this stupid shit you HAVENT accomplished. When I was a kid we were getting lead poisoning and ptsd fighting a war nobody needed 🤤🤤

somebody admit this man to a mental hospital

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J2lXf9r5DSM

Joe Many Liberals Does It Take to Change a Log by Bolb?

Damn I forgot this wasn’t just a YouTube meme