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Weak stuff from trumpo, sad

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[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

He lost his posting game, this is pathetic.

[โ€“] Angel@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL MY DADDIES soviet-playful

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The real tragedy here is that he isn't still on Twitter, so we won't get to see the showdown in which Mark Hamill pops up in the replies with a le epic Star War reference

[โ€“] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Something something palpetene

[โ€“] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Palpatine is out. Friendpatine is in.

[โ€“] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 3 months ago

It thought, "who's this sad boomer writing all in cap?". Oh well

[โ€“] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the debate is going to be so sad

[โ€“] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's beyond yells-at-cloud. It's not even funny in an ironic way. It's just going to be two hours of elder abuse and dentures coming loose.

[โ€“] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

The only way to salvage it is if both their dentures fall out and the dentures start fighting each other on stage like beyblades

[โ€“] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Will they even have one? I don't think either party wants to show off the state of dementia their candidates are in. They might agree to not hold a debate.

[โ€“] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Barely anyone who works with or in the courts thinks the system is even functional, nevermind "sacred".

So that's actually pretty valid use of the word "sacred".

[โ€“] doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

third world

literally not possible lol

[โ€“] g_g@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

folks, they're turning America into a nation that didn't participate in the cold war. sad.

[โ€“] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, I guess I have to give Trump credit for never using talking points that the left (by whom I guess he means libs but also antifa?) are either all Chinese bots or brainwashed by Xi.

[โ€“] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You know fascism is running deep when the outrageous fascist dehumanises the left less than the self-proclaimed moderates

[โ€“] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does this look like dementia to anyone else? It seems like both of these guys are going to die two slow deaths with their brains failing before their bodies.

[โ€“] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm hoping for the ultimate constitutional crisis. Think Bush vs. Gore but they both die before the results finish being counted.

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Here's how ~~Bernie~~ ~~Puddin' Fingers Ron~~ Nikki Haley can still win

[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Awww he wished me a happy father's day ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Had Biden tried posting in all caps, it may improve his approval rating

someone hit the caps lock please

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

It really is funny listening to him complain about the courts being influenced by his political enemies. How many judges did you appoint, Donald?

[โ€“] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

if he had stopped after RADICAL LEFT removed it would have been perfect

[โ€“] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I think he's lost the sauce. Or he has someone tweeting for him.