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Attention Billionaries: The Snail has been Detected, its Time to Move

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[–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

@Calcharger I have long favored either sawing off the peninsula (ala Bugs Bunny), or at least a wall to keep Florida from contaminating the US...

[–] printerjammed@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

slightly less terrifying than the giant african hornets, but alas

[–] autumn@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

🐌

[–] gqphypocrisy@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

It's a good thing they have Governor ready to HELP them with this deadly problem!

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Rat Lungworm...

Remember that Reddit story about the kid that got dared to eat a slug by his friends?

Pretty sure that's what he got that ruined his life.

Scary shit

[–] Purebred_BeefMaster@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Calcharger time to eat

[–] Calcharger@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a fan of escargot, pass.

[–] Purebred_BeefMaster@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Calcharger it's an acquired taste.

[–] Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure escargot is with tiny snails…. Not snails the size of a school bus.

[–] Calcharger@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are THAT BIG? Get the fuck outta here

[–] bukwirm@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They get to ~8" long, so they're only as big as a very, very small bus.

[–] Calcharger@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That's a very small bus

[–] Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

well, I might be exaggerating. the size of a short bus.