I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
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Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:
10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Oh fuff
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
To shreds you say?
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
just practicing my stabbing!