Futurama

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your husband, and hitting him?

My wife has absolutely no interest, The kids will watch it with me on occasion, which is hilarious because they start to see where most of my weird sayings and jokes come from.

My best example of this, The other week my young teenager sent me a link to a company doing lab groom meat that claimed to be making a woolly mammoth meatball. I immediately put on fun on a bun and they were riveted for 26 minutes.

The only thing you can count on to be consistent is change.

I loved a lot of TV shows when I was younger that I still have fond memories of but can no longer rewatch.

Does he at least suffer from a very sexy learning disability? That might explain why you are with him and also why he doesn’t like the show.

Can they watch Jurassic bark without crying? You might have a monster then

You'll have to his patriotism circuit!

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello

My wife is the same way, she doesn't dislike it at all, just doesn't love it. That will never stop me from requesting death by Snu-Snu.

Well it's hard to say, that would require a use of the "What If" machine to see what could happen as a result of his Neutrality.

Neutrality is linked to low testosterone. Might be in the beginning stages of impotency.